Oct
19
How is Modern Family not really huge in the UK?
...funny like how?
Did you know:
Oliver Dawson can sleep 23 out of 24 hours of any given day.
Plus he can also sleep with his eyes open (I know, right).
So it's almost guaranteed he's asleep right now...
Mar
7
….I shit you not asshole!
(image from Pleated Jeans via Helen Raw via Facebook via my iPhone via the internet via my fist your face)
Feb
25
Beginners (2010)
Arthur says this….
Feb
4
Maoam- German for fruity sex
Jan
22
Watching Matilda just now. I’d completely forgotten that Danny DeVito’s Carrot-Time(tm) predated Bullet-Time in the Matrix by at least 2 years!
Jan
10
Power cut this morning ruined my plans to get up early and do things.
But now the power’s back, can’t remember what was so urgent.
At least the TV’s on to help me forget.
I mean remember.
Remember.
Oh look CSI is on.
Maybe after this episode….
Oh, triple bill!
“I’m a dumb cat who thinks she’s in a sandwich, and that pillows are bread!” —Smiley Muffin
Jan
6
Is it me or is New Girl like proper shit. Like clichéd, trite and well, proper bollocks. Irritating as hell too- all of them, the gay fitness guy, Zooey and the faceless other two. What did happen to good TV?
Jan
4
It's Jeanne Durant!
- Edina: She looks good doesn't she (for her age)?
- Patsy: Well she's French.
- Edina: I know, but you know, 'Bardot'!
- Patsy: Well, if you can't save the face, save the animals!
Jan
3
Things you could do with an iPad…
…no 164:
Using the forward camera, see round corners like how Tom Hanks did with a mirror, gum and a knife in Private Ryan.
“Really, you’ve not see Saving…
Not even heard of it?
Oh you’ve heard of it. With Matt Damon.
Yeah, Bourne.
Jason.
No leave the iPad there or the alarm will sound.
No, it’s attached to the display.
£669.
64 gig.
With wifi and 3G.
Nope, you’ll have to get a contract.
I don’t know, I don’t actually work here.
I was making smalltalk.
Look here’s a leaflet.
No you fuck off.
But dad, I want to look at it too!
I don’t know, homework?
Jan
2
“Bam- that’s for getting in my business!
Bam- that’s for talking out of turn!
Bam- that’s for just because!” America’s Next Top Model, Sky TV Trailer
Bam- that’s for talking out of turn!
Bam- that’s for just because!” America’s Next Top Model, Sky TV Trailer
Jan
1
“I’m so full of luck, it’s shooting out of me like diarrhoea!”
Bender, Futurama “The Wild Green Yonder”
Dec
31
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you…
…a young boy opens one of his presents. It turns out it’s a calender.
The child isn’t ungrateful but he quickly, without looking at the pictures goes straight for October. He’s disappointed to find that it’s followed by November. Then with complete dismay, followed by December too.
Then boy then says with passion:
“Don’t these calender makers know the world ends in October!
What’s the point in having November or December, it’s just a waste of paper!”
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