Did you know:
Oliver Dawson can sleep 23 out of 24 hours of any given day.
Plus he can also sleep with his eyes open (I know, right).
So it's almost guaranteed he's asleep right now...
Power cut this morning ruined my plans to get up early and do things.
But now the power’s back, can’t remember what was so urgent.
At least the TV’s on to help me forget.
I mean remember.
Oh look CSI is on.
Maybe after this episode….
Oh, triple bill!
It's Jeanne Durant!
- Edina: She looks good doesn't she (for her age)?
- Patsy: Well she's French.
- Edina: I know, but you know, 'Bardot'!
- Patsy: Well, if you can't save the face, save the animals!
Things you could do with an iPad…
Using the forward camera, see round corners like how Tom Hanks did with a mirror, gum and a knife in Private Ryan.
"Really, you’ve not see Saving…
Not even heard of it?
Oh you’ve heard of it. With Matt Damon.
No leave the iPad there or the alarm will sound.
No, it’s attached to the display.
With wifi and 3G.
Nope, you’ll have to get a contract.
I don’t know, I don’t actually work here.
I was making smalltalk.
Look here’s a leaflet.
No you fuck off.
But dad, I want to look at it too!
I don’t know, homework?
Bam- that’s for talking out of turn!
Bam- that’s for just because! America’s Next Top Model, Sky TV Trailer
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you…
…a young boy opens one of his presents. It turns out it’s a calender.
The child isn’t ungrateful but he quickly, without looking at the pictures goes straight for October. He’s disappointed to find that it’s followed by November. Then with complete dismay, followed by December too.
Then boy then says with passion:
"Don’t these calender makers know the world ends in October!
What’s the point in having November or December, it’s just a waste of paper!”