Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you…
…a young boy opens one of his presents. It turns out it’s a calender.
The child isn’t ungrateful but he quickly, without looking at the pictures goes straight for October. He’s disappointed to find that it’s followed by November. Then with complete dismay, followed by December too.
Then boy then says with passion:
"Don’t these calender makers know the world ends in October!
What’s the point in having November or December, it’s just a waste of paper!”